Swedish children’s television.
I think the best part of being a woman is the sexual security that we have. I mean like even a straight woman could know that she’s not interested in women, but she can still sit on another girl’s lap and hold her hand and maybe even kiss her if they were that close. If two guys even make eye contact with each other they have to screech “NO HOMO” at the top of their lungs to make sure everybody knows that they are not gay.
So last year at school we had a new girl and my friend asked her what her name was and she goes
And my friend was like, “oMG LIKE FROM FROZEN!?”
And that girl just looked at her with the deadest eyes ive ever seen and said, “Yes. That movie ruined my fucking life.”
YOU THINK THAT’S BAD?
MY NAME IS ELSA.
You poor, poor soul
tbh i think straight girls appreciate girls more than straight boys do
we’re the ones that have sex with them so i think that’s unlikely
1. Straight men are not the only people having sex with women
2. I got some fascinating news to tell you about the disappointing nature of most straight men in bed
3. Fucking women doesn’t mean you appreciate them as people, not in the slightest